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1. (V8) (222↑, 39↓)
A Combustian engine. Called a V8 because it has 8 cylanders arranged in a "V" formation (if you look at it from the front or back), with 4 cylanders on each side. Very common in muscle cars from the 60s and early 70s, the V8 is still a popular motor among Domestic car enthusiasts.

Both the new Ford Mustang GT and Chevrolet Corvette have V8 engines.

2. (V8) (263↑, 108↓)
a drink no one likes made out of vegtable juice. now with fruit.

\>.\< ew\! Omg\! that's disgusting V8\!

Author: zrcalo of ems http://v8.urbanup.com/1308579
3. (V8) (239↑, 103↓)
A kick-ass powerfull engine. Ricers usually tend to flap about how in-effiecient V8's (of the 70's) were. Actually, they were in-efficient only because the lack of technology, now, with new modern muscle cars coming out, such as the Charger and the Mustang, these cars actually compete with Honda's little 4-bangers for MPG. V8's have 8 cylinders arranged in a V pattern, these produce monster amounts of torque and HP, killing rice like no tommorow. New Mustang's have twice the cylinders and about three times the displacement as the Honda Civic, yet still gets 30 MPG highway. Take that, rice burner.

V8's will smoke your ass.

4. (V8) (162↑, 76↓)
Porn Term: a woman is having four fingers jammed up her anus while another four are jammed up her vagina

Jenna Haze is the queen of the V8...

5. (V8) (105↑, 34↓)
A real engine. Dosent matter if its Chev, Dodge, Holden, Ford its gonna beat the shit out of a fart-can possesing turbo four cylinder. Think about it: You do the exact equivilent modifications to a v8 powerhouse and to a 4 cylinder fart-box you will always get more horses out of the v8. Its simple maths. More cylinders= More Displacement.

I love it when i scream past a [wanker] in a 4 cylinder hatchback with a 10 inch tacho and 36 inch exhaust, and scare the absolute shit out of him, with my Holden ute, powered by a quality Australian V8.

6. (v8) (107↑, 41↓)
A real engine.

Try towing a boat without a V8.

7. (v8) (95↑, 49↓)
Monstrosity of an engine, capable of leaving "fuel efficient" pieces of $hit on the starting line, with their fuel injectors shoved up their \@$$. v8's have the potential of 1000+ hp, while rice burners have to be supercharged just to get 300 hp. Their is no *sound* better in the world than the sound of a big block v8 rumbling down the street. and there is nothing *funnier* than watching a burner lover $hit themselves as it rolls by. the v8 will ALLWAYS be the heart and soul of REAL AMERICAN cars. No matter what you do to a burner, no matter how much "bling" you put on it, a 1970 GTO will allways show you up. ALL HAIL AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS\!\!\!\!\!

All old muscle v8's and some new

8. (V8) (86↑, 41↓)
A recipricating machine consiting of eight cylinders in the "V" configuration,introduced in the 30's more efficient V8's are introduced with every generation. Pre 1975 V8's were high compression engines that could run 115 octane gas and produce 3-400 ft lbs of torque and 3-400 horsepower.Post 1975 V8's were low compression engines that ran on lower octane unleaded fuel and were less powerfull but didnt disperse as much lead into the air. In the recent generation V8's that utilize fuel injection are more effiecent combusting devices and still produce sufficient power. As the 2000's lead on smaller displacement V8's are more powerful than previous big displacement engines. Computer modules help effientcy of V8's (and any other engine) with emissions,gas mileage, and constant performance. Ignorant people tend to say " look under the hood of your 2005 dodge hemi so many wires and computer bullshit that means more problems compare it to my 67' bronco 302 it has starer wires and a gas line it is so much more relible.screw all of that computer shit" they say this because not only do they not know anything about a car or how to fix one, they do not realize the fact that if older cars were so good then how come carboraters still arent around on cars? how come we still arent producing the model T? oh wait a minute its called TECHNOLOGY and efficientcy. Most other ignorant people tend to think V8's should stop production because the are "gas hogs" if thats the case lets put a 1.5 4 banger in 1 ton trucks. Take a look at the 5.7 litre dodge hemi with MDS (multiple displacement system) it has the potential of 20 + mpg and still has awesome power. its because in low rpm situations such as highway driving, lower oil pressure shuts down eight hydralic lifters shutting down 4 cylinders which has a great benifit for gas mileage. its good on gas and is a powerful monster. most rice burner wiggers tend to think 1.5 litre 4 cyl motors with a lot of juice can win any race. but its all aftermarket add on bullshit.take a jeep WK with a hemi and it would beat the shit out of a honda civic. hell a jeep WJ with a 4.7 cant beat the shit out of a honda civic 4 banger. Excuse me a jeep XJ with a 4.0 litre I-6 can beat any rice burner on the street. a hemi is more powerful out of the box than any supra. period.

WIGGER: dawg if i put $5000 worth of nitrous in my car it will have power. MECHANIC:your car isnt designed for speed or power. its ment to get 40 mpg. you'll burn holes in your pistons. it ill void your warranty and your parents will be pissed that you fucked there car up WIGGER:screw you dealership im goin to johnny independant to get my work done and go back several times because my car is still broke V8's suck\!

Author: killioughtta http://v8.urbanup.com/1481960
9. (V8) (65↑, 25↓)
Some definitions on here, say that V8's are "old piss technology" when actually, if you know your HISTORY, inline four cylinder engines came out BEFORE V8's. So you see, V8's are an INNOVATION to weak ass four cylinders. Dumb-asses why do you think the V8 was invented? FOR MORE POWER. Power comes with the expense of low MPG, you have to pay for power. And you'll say "what about power too weight ratio?" well you know what? There will NEVER be replacement for displacement, or the amount of cylinders. You can stuff a Big block in a camaro or a mustang, and eat a rice-burner anyday of the week, WITHOUT nitorus. So add all of your aftermarket add ons you want, you'll never be able to beat a V8 with a rice 4 banger. The laws of physics cannot be defied by some NO2, picnic table go-fast wing, or a fart cannon. so just bow down too the masters, of the road and pump our gas. thats right. Muscle cars own your shit rice-cars. Always have always will.

V8=twice the motor and power of a four cylinder ricer. rice= good on gas

10. (V8) (63↑, 39↓)
engine. known to whoop ricer ass box stock. typically found in anything worth having except ford rangers and some bronco IIS. has 8 cylinders arranged in a V. tends to make anywhere from 300FT LBs of TORQUE to beyond any dyno's ability to count and from about 305HP to 5000HP. sometimes comes with a device called a carberetor, this replaces the fuel injectors, fuel rail, ECU and the EFI unit. this device is simple, see [carberetor] for operation and description. often able to take shitloads of boost without blowing up and occasionally will do kickass burnouts when one dumps the clutch at idle. can usually be singled out by the distinct rumble produced at idle, THIS equals power, not the sound of someone attempting to shit thru a coffee can.

HEY SHITHEAD, MY HEADLIGHTS TAKE MORE TORQUE THAN THAT THING MAKES\! o and BTW, lose the fart can, it makes u sound even stupider

11. (v8) (62↑, 40↓)
the engine i have in my GMC pickup. always dominates over rice. has the ability to make incredible horsepower.

There is no replacement for Displacement

12. (v8) (45↑, 35↓)
very powerful motor
13. (V8) (10↑, 5↓)
\{alternatively, V-8\}(vee-eight): To bonk somebody in the forehead with the heel of your palm. Could possibly be used in the context where one made the obviously worse of 2 choices, or forgot to do something. It expresses similar elements to [facepalm].

"I could've had a V8\!" *bonk* "I'm going to V-8 you if you open that spam e-mail." "Oh...I should have turned the water off before the pool overflowed\!" *V8*

14. (v8) (7↑, 6↓)
when one sticks four fingers up a girls ass and four in her cunt and makes a v with there fingers

ow v8 in my ass holy shit.

15. (V8) (1↑, 4↓)
An act to pleasure a woman that involves inserting four fingers in her vag and four fingers in her butthole, then moving your hands in and out in a V motion, like the movement of pistons in an engine. As one hand goes in the other slides out, in an alternating fashion.

Ex: Steve sure knows how to serve up a roaring V8.

Author: Bill Weiners http://v8.urbanup.com/5804679
16. (V8) (5↑, 8↓)
When a married man bangs his secret lover in the ass while keeping 4 fingers in her ass and 4 fingers in her vagina.

Barb: Come over and give me a V8 tonight while your wife is away. Tom: Ok but I will have to take my rings off otherwise my fingers will get stuck inside you.

Author: Mike Rotchitchie http://v8.urbanup.com/3268025
17. (V8) (13↑, 23↓)
A big engine that people with little dicks praise.

Import guy; hey by any chance did you happen to catch a glimpse of my s5 taillights? ([rx7]) Muscle guy; nah man you whizzed by. man I wish i had a lighter car, maybe then my v8 would accomplish something, Import guy; so hows the misses? Muscle guy; ehhh she's not satisfied anymore Import guy, perhaps you should stop over compensating.

18. (v8) (32↑, 112↓)
An engine type capable of producing plenty of power and torque. Though doesnt mind having a guzzle of petrol. The V8's of our world have used petrol too fast and have landed us in an oil crisis. Producing 40kw/L is not exactly a good engine. These big v8 cars infact tend to be mechanically challenged vehicles, It is wrong these days to see how a V8 instantly makes a car great. The Dodge Chargers and Ford Mustangs of the past with their inefficient carburettors have consumed all our fuel. These American Muscle cars are typical of dumb people who have no idea about a good car, and are just obsessed with power and sound without weighing up the consequences of other aspects such as traction and weight. The V8 is a dying breed and i am happy, cherish them while you can you stupid people who think a big engine makes a good car, because they will one day be gone.

A 1.5 Litre 4 cylinder car was driving interstate along a freeway, while a 6 litre v8 roars past. 5 minutes later the 1.5 litre car passes a petrol station and the driver sees the v8 driver re-fuelling. The 1.5 L driver laughs. You v8's can go fast until your petrol runs out, or until your primitive suspension systems or lack of grip cause you to spin out.

19. (v8) (29↑, 110↓)
may have a lot of power with the big size = more weight, thats y u need all that power to push the weight. v8 = slow y do ya think turbos are invented...to gain as much if not more power and is hell of a lot lighter. let see u race ya v8 on a tight drift track, drag racing is nothing, no skill wat so eva, just put ya foot down and thats it. try shifting gears while entering a corner, will see were your heavy engine takes u...hopfuly the wall\!

Did u see that v8, under steer into the wall, cant understand why... the weight of the engine and the momentom which made it hit into the wall. HUUHH\!\! well its still a v8 it be alright...HAHAHA\!\!\! not\! Stop draging 4 bangers and take on a 6cy Twin Turbo if ya think ya v8s got so much power. if not learn to drift and/or circut race, then we will see who has the better engine\!

20. (v8) (27↑, 116↓)
Some Piss old technology engine, which somehow gets its arse handed to it every time it goes up against a mazda 1.3 litre rotary engine, or any 2.0 and up turbo car. usually found in cars with brands such as ford, holden, chevy and other dodgy american brands. unfortunately since america was so afraid to import DECENT japanese cars, the damn idiots with honda civics deserve to get theoir arses whipped, try something like a 3S-GTE, SR20DET or a 2JZ-GTE perhaps next time honda boys. Therefore, fortunately, the day of the V8 is numbered to extinction, as a total dinosaur of the motor age, exceptions are the V45 from nissan and the 1UZ from Toyota. at least they have some decent technology in them.

dickhead with V8: hey man, i have a V8\! vroom vroom\! lets race\! me: ok then, lets see whatcha got? dickhead left way way behind: WHAFUCK? and thats how the V8s died.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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